Sunday, March 22, 2009

Three from Twain

  • No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.

  • Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress.... But then I repeat myself.

  • The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.

    --Mark Twain

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